flightyfinch:

good news everyone, our omen for the new year is the crow that just flew past me with a chicken nugget in its beak

starkassembled:

Lars’s wife bought him a Lego Deathstar for Christmas and they had Christmas together so Mads watched him struggle with it for two hours before he went “You’re gonna ask me to build the Deathstar, right?”

broad-city-baby:

venomandhell:

pearl-squared:

heartsfemme:

heartsfemme:

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

catsuggest:

Mabelle suggests finding your furever home and living happily ever after. 😺