THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out
Lemme holla at y’all a second
Y’all want this damn baby?